Really really horny. I just think of my hands all over her and how much I want to spank her and it turns me on. I want it so bad.
Exactly how I feel about tonight being the office’s last episode =/
This is no beginning…
One of the All Time Favorites.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
Roses // Outkast
JAAAAAMMM
Guns N Roses - Rocket Queen
Back Story: Axl Rose is known for two things: utter perfectionism and batshit insanity. The former is the reason he spent 15 years and $13 million to complete an album that, ultimately, only he and his dog cared about. The latter explains such acts of silliness as punching out fans who commit the cardinal sin of taking pictures, walking out on a show after their co-headliner set himself on fire, regularly showing up hours late for concerts with no good explanation whatsoever, and threatening to kill himself unless his girlfriend married him.
But what happens when the two sides of Axl’s head come together? Well, you get “Rocket Queen.” The closing track on the Appetite for Destruction album sounded OK enough, but Axl felt the mid-song breakdown needed a little something extra. Most people would have suggested something musical, it being a song and all. Did Axl call for a drum fill? A second guitar solo? Nope. He decided to insert sex sounds, and we’re not talking about recording a snippet of some random porn movie.
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No, Axl decided to bang a real woman in the studio, for sound-effects purposes. He found a willing woman — Adriana Smith, the girlfriend of Steven Adler (the band’s drummer). Apparently, Adler had just cheated on her, so her version of revenge was to bang the lead singer, with an engineer looking on and recording the whole thing.
And Axl didn’t even get her excited. No, he had a backup harmonica player do that. Axl allowed him to strip down with Smith and get her wet and willing, and only then did he step in and perform the ultimate cockblock, saying, “I’m sorry, but I’m gonna fuck this girl now. It’s for the record. We’re putting it on the record.” Because, to Axl Rose, a day without utter douchebaggery is like a day without sunshine.
Hear those moans starting at the 2:40 mark? That’s Adriana Smith. Her vocal acrobatics extend throughout the entire break and into the chorus, which makes it seem like Axl was singing the damn song while attempting to “take her down to Paradise City” with “his boner.” Sadly, for all of her hard work, Smith didn’t even get a songwriting credit. She did, however, develop a drug and alcohol habit, due to all the “extreme shame and guilt and stuff.” We can’t help but wonder what they did when it came time to play the song live on stage — we’re guessing they just had Izzy make moaning sounds into the mic. (Source)
Gang Starr - Work
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? Have and will, yes.
12.Are you mad at someone right now? Nope.
13.Do you believe in love? Yes I do.
14.What makes you laugh no matter what? The Office. Chris Farley. The misfortune of others.
15.Who was the last person you talked to? The friend that is my girl.
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like? ha, yeah.
17.Will you get married? Yes.
18.When was the last time you smiled? A few minutes ago.
19.Does anyone like you? I believe so.
20.Do you secretly like someone? I’ve told her. Secrets don’t keep friends.
21.Who was the first person you talked to today? the one who is my friend and also my girl.